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....to the most spectacular page about nothing you have ever seen. I bet you're looking at the picture and going oh no not another seinfeld crazed fan whos sorry to see the show go. Well I don't give a flying f$#% about the show going off the air of course it was the best show on television but then again who cares I mean everything has to go sometime. So now your thinking so what the hell's Jerry Seinfeld doing there if this guy doesn't care about the show? Well let me tell you who better to put on the front page of a page about nothing than a guy who created a show about nothing? Well its none other than - you guessed it Seinfeld himself!!
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Okay so now what do I write about? Well lets start out with nothing. So Once upon a time there was this guy. He got up in the morning brushed his teeth and went to work. Well one day the man woke up late because he didn't set his alarm clock right so the moral of the story is::::::::::::::::::> [insert your own stupid f%#$ing moral for everyone to say hey thats stupid!]

I bet you liked that story didn't you well according to my watch its time for another episode of hero HOUR!!!! The hero for the next line is nope thats not it its:

hellz YeeyA GARY COLEMAN a legend in the making - folks I think this one is self explanatory thank you very very much he is thaa man wit da master plan what the world needs now la da da da da da ok thats enough and now its time for

visit my unending stupid chatroom that has absolutely nothing to do with anything but then again who cares everyone has a chatroom so go there!

Okay so your back from that or you decided hey I'm not going into some stupid em ef ing thing that is stupider than a black highlighter well I'd like to take this time to say F$%# you for not going in my chat room Thank you and good night but I bet you'll like the next story so are you ready for another story? Well here it goes....

So I walked into this Taco Bell the other day and I got up to the counter and I couldn't understand why I couldn't see over the counter. I mean I wanted to order some food cause I was hungry. I mean these counters just weren't built for midgets like me. so I start talkin to the lady behind the counter and she keeps wonderin where that voice is comiin from. Then I finally yell "look down here ya dumb ho." So she looks over the cash register and sees me and says oh its just you. I didnt know who it was and she asked me " why didnt you come in the back?" At this point I can't get over looking at well you know she was bent over the counter and her shirt was stuck on the cash register mmmm I would have like to put my taco in her bell! So then she tells me to come under the counter so I do and she takes me into the back where....

a) she gives me some free tacos after all I deserve them - I'm DINKY, the cute little Chihuahua from the commercials - oh and I was starin at her shirt because it had tacos all over it - it was a taco bell shirt!!!!

b) So i walked under where I started getting mouthy with this guy Steve and then
he banged me in the eye and said "Who da man?" and I said he was and ran away
crying. ------suggested by "Leuzir"

if you have any alternate endings to this story please email them with heading "TACO TACO TACO!" and I will post them.

And now its time for another HERO HOUR::

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

(Come on this one is self explanatory - you gotta give it up for the soup nazi! he's da bomb)

Okay well now I bet your thinking OH God not another story but hey I'm not for stories all that much. I just said the stories that came to mind - so you wanna know about me welp here goes... I go to Western and I am the bomb and a bag o chips - Bunky or Scoops as they call him can tell you that. Hmmm lets see thats all you need to know if you want to know more TOO BAD

So you want another hero do ya?? well here it comes the number one super guy in all of the world:

HELLZ yeah - you can not mess with this guy he is tha man and there is just nothing else to it. Period end of discussion.

HONG KONG PHOOEY

NUMBER ONE SUPER GUY

HONG KONG PHOOEY

QUICKER THAN THE HUMAN EYE

HE'S GOT STYLE

A GROOVY SMILE

AND A BOD THAT JUST WON'T STOP

WHEN THE GOIN' GETS ROUGH

HE'S SUPER TOUGH

WITH A HONG KONG PHOOEY CHOP

HONG KONG PHOOEY

NUMBER ONE SUPER GUY

HONG KONG PHOOEY

QUICKER THAN THE HUMAN EYE
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Email me at:
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This is not restricted to hate mail! it would be nice to get something nice.

Ah ha you think that because of a dumb link to send me mail that my page would be over well it hasn't begun mister and now a link from a site thats not out sponsor but because putting this link on will make my site cooler it is here soo without further ado go to:

And NOW FOr the Portion of My site designed specifically for the unwatched show that no one ever watches that comes on an underrated cable channel. The underrated Indy show known as SOUTH PARK

Greetings from the one, - the only

HOWDY HO!

 

Mr. Hankey!!!

(he's another one of my heroes.)

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And so ends the SOUTH PARK portion of my page Thank you and Goodnight.
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